“None of us know what to do” Fintan O’Toole has a brilliant agenda but doesn’t know how to implement it Michael Smith interviews Fintan O’Toole First of all, Fintan O’Toole is very charming. He’s one of those people, like one of his Nemeses, Bertie Ahern, you think you know even if you’ve never met him. Because he is angry and a master of invective I’m expecting intensity, even testiness, and after a few unanswered emails and mutterings from some people who’ve met him I am a little nervous but, no: during our discussion over coffee and then lunch in the wine-bar below the Village office he’s almost disappointingly well-rounded, self-deprecatory, humorous, serious, a little shy. I open by asking him what he thinks of his Apres Match persona (all huffing and expansive angularity). He thinks it’s frighteningly like him. A lady in the chemist mistakenly congratulated him on “his” performance on the Late Late Show. I should say, during our extended interview, his arms remain exactly where you’d want them to be. Fintan O’Toole, of course, is a columnist, assistant editor and drama critic with the Irish Times. He has written over a dozen books, on drama, history and politics, including two in the last year. Ship of Fools outlined many of Ireland’s main social and economic problems. The first part of Enough is Enough again outlines the problems, centring on ‘Five Myths’ including that we live in a proper representative democracy when in fact “the Irish parliament is probably the weakest in the democratic world”. It’s the well-rehearsed exegesis of how public waste, disadvantaged schools, inadequate infrastructure and a two-tier healthcare system co-exist with crass displays of personal wealth. The second, more original, part of the book outlines solutions centring on ‘Five Decencies’. So here’s the agenda. He believes all the principles have been tried somewhere. If you go to his website www.fintanotoole.ie you’ll find it expressed in ten points; if you go to his book it’s in fifty. 1 Establish a genuine system of local democracy. Introduce a property tax to fund it. 2 Transfer the useful functions of quangos to local councils. 3 Bring in legally binding national standards for planning and development and give the National Spatial Strategy statutory status. 4 Implement the Kenny report of 1974, allowing councils to purchase development land for its existing value plus 25 per cent. 5 Establish “deliberative democracy” experiments in every substantial community. 6 Severely limit the ability of governments to use the guillotine mechanism to pass legislation that has not been debated in parliament. 7 End the fiction that Ministers are responsible for everything that happens in their departments. Make them responsible for decisions they take and for information they ought to know. Make senior civil servants responsible for the decisions they take. 8 Restore the right of the Oireachtas to inquire into all activities involving the use of public money. 9 Make all appointments to state and public boards open to public competition and subject to Oireachtas scrutiny. 10 Reduce the size of the Dáil to 100 members. 11 Either make the Seanad representative of civil society, social partners and the new local councils within a short time frame or abolish it. 12 Change the Dáil electoral system to the additional-member system. 13 Introduce a gender quota of at least 30 per cent, to be enforced by reducing public payments to political parties by the degree to which they fail to introduce gender balance. 14 Hand primary schools over to local and democratic ownership and control. 15 Replace GDP as the primary measure of progress with a well-being index. 16 Radically curtail tax incentives for private pensions and stop putting money into the National Pension Reserve Fund. Use the money to increase the state pension for everyone to 40 per cent of pre-retirement income. 17 Switch spending from both social-welfare rent supplements and tax breaks for landlords to the provision of decent social housing. 18 Introduce a national system of social health insurance, abolishing the two-tier health system and radically reducing the size of the Health Service Executive. 19 Switch more health spending towards community and preventive services. Implement the primary-care strategy. 20 Charge university fees to those who can afford them. Increase grants for those who are currently excluded. 21 Expand adult and continuing education. Consider the idea of individual “education funds” attaching equally to each citizen. 22 Identify children at risk of failure from an early age and intervene immediately with personal and family supports. 23 Make the pay of those at the top a fixed percentage of that of those at the bottom. 24 Bring taxes up to average European levels. Reduce tax breaks to average EU levels, saving more than €5 billion. 25 Limit to three the number of directorships of public companies that any one individual can hold at the same time. 26 Give coherent legislative protection to bona-fide whistleblowers. 27 Restore the Freedom of Information Act to its former status. 28 Create a register of lobbyists and publish records of all meetings between lobbyists, ministers and public officials. 29 Review company law to end impunity for white-collar crime. 30 Ban all significant private donations to political parties and force all registered parties to publish full annual accounts. Like David McWilliams, and perhaps Shane Ross, Fintan O’Toole offers an analysis so acute that he has become a messiah. Like them he is offering, more or less coyly, political solutions. So what drives the thinking of the Cassandra of Ireland’s journalistic left? He says he’s “obviously a socialist”, though not a “scientific socialist” and he considers socialism evolves. He believes there are levels of income beyond which people should not be allowed to rise, though pointing to China where he has lived, O’Toole says that “the depradations of an attempt to impose equality are greater than those of the market”. He’s influenced by Fabianism and British views of socialism – “Victorian socialism”. Still he’s quite prepared to half-describe himself as a social